Since the past 2 weeks I have been receiving funny and annoying emails that start exactly like this:

Maaf menganggu..
Maaf, ini bukan SPAM (This is not a SPAM). Tapi untuk menyampaikan satu berita mengenai
biz yang menguntungkan
Kalau tak berminat delete saja

And each of them is actually promoting different programs: i.e. easy money, forex investments. Translation:

Sorry to [...]

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If you’re a Streamyx subscriber and is actively monitoring your Streamyx email you would already be aware that TM is blocking all outgoing connections to port 25 from the dynamic IP users. Simply put, home users with dynamic IP will not be able to use their email clients (i.e. Thunderbird, Outlook, Eudora, Kmail) to send [...]

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While monitoring some of the servers I am maintaining today, a user forwarded me an amusing email message:
Received: from [218.111.170.31] by web38606.mail.mud.yahoo.com via HTTP; Mon, 03 Sep 2007 07:01:19 BST
Date: Mon, 3 Sep 2007 07:01:19 +0100 (BST)
From: hairiehasnie <hairiehasnie@yahoo.com>
Subject: Dear XXXX,
To: XXXX XXXX <XXXX@XXXX.com>
MIME-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: multipart/alternative; boundary=”0-1107947314-1188799279=:79252″
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit
Message-ID: <434734.79252.qm@web38606.mail.mud.yahoo.com>
–0-1107947314-1188799279=:79252
Content-Type: text/plain; charset=iso-8859-1
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit
I use a good [...]

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I hate it when I receive unsolicited mails such as this one. I have never registered for any services by this company, and most importantly I only use my disposable emails from Yahoo! to register for any untrusted services in the Internet.
So this is a human imbecile who harvested my email. I already have 2Mbps [...]

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Some of us might say that there’s no right way to send spams. I partially agree especially the spams contains useless information but I do sometimes receive spams that contains interesting things and products.
Spambots is a no no. But living in Malaysia I receive quite a number of people sending emails promoting their valid services [...]

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