Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category

Malaysian TV Translation Standards

Thursday, November 12th, 2009

Show: The Unit Scene: Jonas (Snake Doctor) was tied up and a terrorist was looking over him Dialog as I remember it: Terrorist: (drinking something hot) Jonas: Can I have some water please? Terrorist: (looking at Jonas, then walked over to him, splashed the hot drink on Jonas) Terrorist: Sorry, I missed And the Malay […]

Deleting Emails From Someone Else’s Mailbox

Saturday, February 21st, 2009

No, it’s not possible unless you have their passwords. From my moonlighting jobs and previous jobs I usually include myself in the SysAdmin or IT email groups or distribution lists. I received a good one yesterday (translated from Malay): Dear IT,   Need your help to delete 3 emails sent by John Doe to 3 […]

One Bun To Rule Them All

Monday, February 9th, 2009

I went out to Subang Parade on Sunday and passed by a Rotiboy outlet. This board was placed up front: It was interesting, funny, and scary at the same time. It’s funny and interesting to know that whoever designed the board is a LOTR fan because that is not even a tag line (I can’t […]

SpongeBob SquarePants

Thursday, January 1st, 2009

I have been working from home for almost a month now, and to cope with loneliness from the lack of company and with the noise produced by the work next door I always have my TV turned on while working. I used to hear about SpongeBob and I know what he is but never bothered […]

This Is Not SPAM

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008

Since the past 2 weeks I have been receiving funny and annoying emails that start exactly like this: Maaf menganggu.. Maaf, ini bukan SPAM (This is not a SPAM). Tapi untuk menyampaikan satu berita mengenai biz yang menguntungkan Kalau tak berminat delete saja And each of them is actually promoting different programs: i.e. easy money, […]

Jusco Baby Cots

Sunday, August 31st, 2008

We went for baby shopping again on Saturday, this time at Mid-Valley. Surprisingly there are not as many choices as in The Curve. We’re looking for a cot, stroller, car seat, and playpen. While in Jusco I saw this sign on one of the baby cot: I know I know, it means don’t put your […]

Stuck Dog

Thursday, September 27th, 2007

Behind my house there are currently 3 dogs, owned by my neighbors. There used to be only one, but the other 2 have just been added to the family. I think they are renovating their fence or something, because the fences are torn open at the wall side behind the house. Every now and then […]

New Nose on Long Lost Friends?

Tuesday, November 7th, 2006

Ever since my other half started to do her online business, she has been contacting all her long lost friends – friends dated back from her high school, friends from her University, even her hometown childhood friends. One friend in particular she claimed had rhinoplasty right after she finished high school. Not many can vouch […]

Tudung Mawi

Tuesday, July 11th, 2006

Looks familiar? Entah siapa la yang rajin pegi super-impose dia ni pakai tudung. Lawak lawak…        

Porn, Anyone?

Sunday, February 26th, 2006

While looking for a parking space in Puchong earlier tonight, I saw this and didn’t waste the opportunity to capture it. Indeed, a picture is worth a thousand word. 😀

Lion Cut vs Line Cut

Sunday, January 22nd, 2006

Poor cat. Just look at its face. This is something that have been circulating around forwarded emails. Thanks to Azidin for the story. 😉